I'm in Stephenville, and you know we f*ckin' whores
Pullin' up to Tarleton to pull Tarleton fours
Got the new crib hella decked out And I'm searchin' for the bitches you can call me a scout
And I'm playin' Rocket League and it's makin me shout
And I'm gonna ride a banger, you can bet it no doubt
Can't decide what I'm blowin' for, my mattress or your girls
I'm bustin' down all on them like my pants were full of squirrels
The beamer's pullin' up, come take a ride
And I'll drop you off at the place I reside
Three inches is all I can provide
She hit butt ass naked when she see the Nike slides
I bleed purple, you bleed red
If you don't believe me, find out when you're dead
I'll beat ya defeat ya right down to the bone
I made a song called Pick Up Your Phone
If she ain't 280, then she ain't my lady
F*ckin' all these fat girls like my name is Brady
Anybody ever say you've been actin' shady?
It's probably cause you're sneaking off to go f*ck Katie
The trip's gonna take an hour forty
And when I get there, I'm gonna raw dog shorty
Enough about the hoes, let's take it back to the city
If you like dirt, then you'll think it's pretty
If you like bars, then you'll think it's shitty
F*ck frat parties, man, I like Diddy's
Apparently Hollerin at ya boy is black
But if you ask me, that's just whack
Am I just hungry or you lookin' like a snack
One thing about me, I don't put it in the crack
Pourin' the wine like it was concrete
And next thing you know, I'm Paving her street
I swear to God, guys, I don't like feet
The chorus was so good, I'ma make it repeat
I bleed purple, you bleed red
If you don't believe me, find out when you're dead
I'll beat ya defeat ya right down to the bone
I made a song called Pick Up Your Phone
If she ain't 280, then she ain't my lady
F*ckin' all these fat girls like my name is Brady
Anybody ever say you've been actin' shady?
It's probably cause you're sneaking off to go f*ck Katie
Got the handcuffs on, but she didn't do a crime
I beat it like Mike Tyson in his prime
She got so wet, when she heard my rhymes
The chorus was so good, play it one more time
I bleed purple, you bleed red
If you don't believe me, find out when you're dead
I'll beat ya defeat ya right down to the bone
I made a song called Pick Up Your Phone
If she ain't 280, then she ain't my lady
F*ckin' all these fat girls like my name is Brady
Anybody ever say you've been actin' shady?
It's probably cause you're sneaking off to go f*ck Katie