I still tuck in my sheets
Even when the bed ain't made
And I fill the tub with water
When I feel the hurricane
But I've never scrubbed it clean once
And I've only washed my sheets once
And I only ever remember first names
I fill the tank with gas
But only just barely
Then the next time that I drive
I'll curse myself for being cheap
I've never got my car washed
I just wait until the rain falls
I've never been good at being complete
I'm a corner cutter
I'm a real bad lover
I'm the tire tracks on curbs
I'm the road that only curves
I'm a corner cutter
So you'd better think twice
Before sleeping in my bed
Cuz I'm a nurse, I'm a teacher
I'm a prophet, I'm a friend
Oh, I got my shit together
And my wallets made of leather
F*ck, you'd better think I'm better than your best
I've gotta be better than the rest
But I'm a corner cutter
I'm a real bad lover
I'm the tire tracks on curbs
I'm the road that only curves
I'm a corner cutter
Oh I've gotta be perceived like
I'm completely complete, I
I wanna feel more than seen
I wanna seem like I'm free
Like my lifes a f*ckin' dream
But I'm a corner cutter
I'm a real bad lover
I'm the tire tracks on curbs
If lifes the paper, I'm the scissors
I'm a corner cutter
I'm a corner