Magnum red, vintage style
Took a drag and gave me a smirky smile (hi)
Man you could've been my sweet cherry pie
I want a piece of you before I die
But it's all a game, it's all a lie
You're into when the girlies cry
I'm sorry man that just won't work
I can't give you what you're looking for no
Baby, you can't hurt me
You can't disturb me
Baby, you know I'm the real threat
'Cause in my free time I read comments on the internet
In my free time I read comments online
Baby blue, heart of ice
Oh that's just from my everyday online
Uploaded a recipe for sweet cherry pie
But the comments told me to go and die
No it's not a game, it's not a lie
I'm addicted to this hateful sight (I love it)
Lovely way to spend my weekend
To be going off the deep end (see ya)
Baby, you can't hurt me
You can't disturb me
Baby, you know I'm the real threat
'Cause in my free time I read comments on the internet
In my free time I read comments online
The internet is the friend I text when I'm sad
It sends me some cookies but man they taste bad
The internet ist empty and so are my pockets
You know me so well, sure thing to make profit
The internet is weird and so is this song
It sounds like a comment though it's a lovesong gone wrong
The internet
The internet
The internet
The internet
(scream)
In my free time I read comments online
In my free time I read comments online
In my free time I read comments online