[ Featuring Boris's Bitches ]
A social creature, you need to feel you're part of a pack
When blending in with the flock, you feel protected from attack
Copy what others do, energy saving - thinking hack
You prefer to defer to an authority figure - we make use of that
You used to say never to me, never again but now you're no more free than a battery hen
You're a born jailbird and when we say the word you're in the clink again
And if you're trained to wear your muzzle - when we allow you out of your pen
Then we can tell you it's no longer required, but you'll still put it on again
Your own life's the thing you're helping to destroy, puling your strings is a thing we enjoy
Such a good girl, good boy, you want to be a pet but you're more of a toy.
Human Obedience Training
Mask on.
Mask off
Traffic lights at the shop
Stand on that spot
We like it when it seems you can't tell, that your compliance is creating your own hell
Shows us that we know you all too well, and it's true, you're only a dumb animal!
You take our poisoned products, buy our killer ideas - we hardly need to bother to sell,
You can't think, you're unable, you're under a spell, like we disabled every brain cell,
Naturally a lazy beast and questioning's the thing you care to do the least
And your mind's ruled by pride and you don't wanna realise it when you've been fleeced
Doesn't seem to bother you in the least that you killed your own freedoms and they are deceased
In your dream it's all ok and when everyone obeys you'll all be released. Dream on.
We like slapping you up, and we feed you our teet to suck
Telling you down is up, and when you agree, you're levelling up!
Human Obedience Training
Sit
Stay - at home all day
Clap! Whenever we say!
Obey! For free government pay!
Mask up
Give up -your rights
Line up
Roll up that sleeve
And you take it
And you take it
Lying down
On your front
Eyes forward
Don't look up
You're just so good, argh...
And slap, and slap, and stroke
And slap, and slap, and stroke...
And test and test and test
3 weeks
Flatten the curve
Save granny
Protect the vulnerable
Save the NHS
2 metres
Social distancing
Self-isolation
No touching
Contain the virus
People are dangerous
Exercise 1 hour
Essential travel only
Bubble
Rule of 6
Masks here but not there
Just until the vulnerable had been jabbed
Just two jabs for you
And for your kids too
Have you had all your boosters?
Are you fully compliant?
Threats and promises, a bit of carrot - much more stick
We keep on tightening your collar which is really a noose, sometimes we loosen it a bit
Easing it back a little now and again, you're so grateful, when we do that.
Little less pain feels like pleasure to you, helps you forget about getting your old life back
We're just so good at this shit, we know what makes you tick, being honest, there isn't much to it
We know your biases and your heuristics; we break you with your own key characteristics
We use standard tactics, and you do self-harming tricks
You jump through hoops without limits, for tiny crumbs from old biscuits
You think you'll get a rosette or a gold star - you're mistaken on that,
You're not a prized chihuahua, you're just a lab rat!
Human Obedience Training...
Telling you it's all for your own good, we look you you straight in your puppy dog eyes
And we see glimmers of hope but we'll enjoy watching as each one dies
