AngsterTutu808 - If Dogs Can Go Outside (Why Can't I) Lyrics

Well, there's a story 'bout a lady, renovating her home
Put a toilet on her porch, with her partner alone
Her colleague laughed and said, "You know, I'm paintin' my deck,"
Maybe I should put a toilet back there, what the heck
Now the team started teasing, imaginations ran wild
A toilet on the back deck, they laughed and smiled
"How freeing it would be," someone boldly declared
And then the idea, it was shared and shared
If dogs can go outside, why can't I?
Underneath the gazebo, just give it a try
Turnin' the yard into a she shed delight
Where creativity blooms, oh what a sight
The laughter kept rollin', jokes flew left and right
Maybe add a chandelier, make it cozy at night
"No neighbors around," she said with a grin
We can turn this into something, let the fun begin
The section head chimed in, with a twinkle in her eye
"That gazebo's a she shed, it's a piece of the sky."
From toilets on porches to she sheds so grand
Just a day at work with this creative band
If dogs can go outside, why can't I?
Underneath the gazebo, just give it a try
Turnin' the yard into a she shed delight
Where creativity blooms, oh what a sight
So here's to the team, with laughter so loud
Turnin' wild ideas into something so proud
From a porch toilet to a she shed dream
It's the fun and the jokes that make the best team