Where there's an extra seat
Where there's a drink with your name
Where there's a brown paper bag
Full of your favorite treat
Where your best friends are
Maybe you've never met them
So take your chance
And turn a stranger
The place you are
When there's nowhere else to go
Oh, at my third place, I read for fun
At my third place, I drink for fun
At my third place, I have loads of fun
If you tell anyone what you saw today
Remember, I have a gun
Where everybody knows your order
Where everybody has your number
Where you can go to catch a break
Where you just made eye contact, run away
There's a man named Jay
He comes in once a week
Wants a beer, a cigar
Then to go home to sleep
There's a man named Jay
He doesn't smoke for pleasure
He was building up a tolerance to
Bu-
When there's nowhere else to go