Everything I say deserves to be written down
And everything I do becomes the talk of town
Pictures of me tend to end up in a frame
And people always drop my name
Would you be surprised
If you found out I was telling you lies?
I had to do it 'cause I will get to tell you knock on wood
And I want you to think I'm just that good
Mentioning me is sure to solicit a smile
And everyone I know has got me on speed dial
Some try to criticize me
And when they find out I haven't a flaw
They all look on in awe
Would you be surprised
If you found out I was telling you lies?
I had to do it 'cause I will get to tell you knock on wood
And I want you to think I'm just that good
Everything I get up to sure is something to see
And everywhere I am is deemed the place to be
Everything I say is exactly what everyone's thinking
Every day I'm better than ever
So handsome and so clever
Would you be surprised
If you found out I was telling you lies?
But I had to do it 'cause I will get to tell you knock on wood
And I want you to think I'm just that good
You gon' want me one to understood
That I'm the one who thinks I'm just that good