From the top rope, Rulk Buster's here to bring the heat,
Wrestling knowledge deep, and never missing a beat,
With the mic in hand, he's dropping stunners, feel the power,
In the ring of opinions, he's the man of the hour.
From the Nosebleeds, we're shouting out loud,
Pro wrestling legends, we're making you proud,
Every pin, every slam, every move we dissect,
Tune in and get ready for what you won't expect.
Pro Assassin's, cutting through the noise and the sheets,
Breaking down the matches, while mercin' in the streets,
With every prediction, takes out the competition,
But while he's the youngest, he's a man on a mission.
From the Nosebleeds, we're shouting out loud,
Pro wrestling legends, we're making you proud,
Every pin, every slam, every move we dissect,
Tune in and get ready for what you won't expect.
The temp is dropping faster, every Sunday night,
Freez is comin' with hot takes, and ice cold insight,
Every superkick, lariat, suplex and spear,
When he's on the mic, you'll know its frosty in here.
From the Nosebleeds, we're shouting out loud,
Pro wrestling legends, we're making you proud,
Every pin, every slam, every move we dissect,
Tune in and get ready for what you won't expect.
Mad One's the wildcard, bringing chaos and fire,
Off the rails opinions, he's taking it higher,
Lunacy in every word, a twitchy look in his eye,
But even though he's off his rocker, he's such a good guy.
From the Nosebleeds, we're shouting out loud,
Pro wrestling legends, we're making you proud,
Every pin, every slam, every move we dissect,
Tune in and get ready for what you won't expect.
Rulk Buster, Pro Assassin, Freez Frame, and The Mad One Max,
Bringing wrestling passion, the best you've ever had,
From the Nosebleeds, we're rising above,
This is our anthem, pro wrestling love!