Woke up this morning the frost kissed my nose
My car won't start and I can't feel my toes
My parka's my best friend boots weigh a ton
Oh Summer where'd you go? We were having fun!
I'm stuck in the snow dreaming of sand
Flip-flops and beach balls in each hand
Oh sunburn I miss you don't make me wait
Winter's got me wrapped up like a frozen burrito plate!
I shovel the driveway; it's a cardio drill
While my neighbor builds an igloo on the hill
I used to complain about sunscreen and bees
Now I'd trade it all for warm ocean breeze
I'm stuck in the snow dreaming of sand
Margaritas melting in my hand
Oh barbecues come save me from this chill
Winter's got me wishing for a patio grill!
Oh remember July? The sweat in my eye
The ice cream melting faster than I could buy?
Now my tears freeze mid-air; it's so unfair
Summer please come back and repair my despair!
I'm stuck in the snow dreaming of sand
A hammock swaying life feeling so grand
Oh mosquitos you're better than frostbite
Winter you're a cold cruel delight
So I'll bundle up and just try to survive
Counting down the days 'til June 25
Oh Summer I miss you don't stay away long
Until then I'll keep singing this ridiculous song!