It's a scene from a black-and-white movie
Full of greed and blood and lust
Bullets whizzin' close by
Leavin' pockmarks in the dust
Now, Sarah is caught in the crossfire
Between the bandana-ed men on the hill
And she wants to go to UCLA
To learn how to make a film
There's cowboys in the saloon
And they're blowin' off some steam
But there's only one lonely girl
Out here on the lone prairie
Poor Sarah, but it's just a flesh wound
And in a moment she'll be fine
And she'll circle back for revenge
On the man who's been cheatin' and lyin
Then she finds a colorful map
That leads her straight to the gold
But before she can dig up the chest
She's kidnapped and thrown down a hole
And there's cowboys in the saloon
And they're blowin' off some steam
But there's only one lonely girl
Out here on the lone prairie
Now Sarah enters a church
Where she's given a diamond ring
And she takes off all of her clothes
And she curtsies for the king
But then she's locked up in a shed
In the back of a villa in Spain
But the pirates aren't comin' back
So for the moment she's okay
And there's cowboys in the saloon
And they're blowin' off some steam
But there's only one lonely girl
Out here on the lone prairie
And there's cowboys in the saloon
And they're blowin' off some steam
But there's only one lonely girl
Out here on the lone prairie