Goat Yoga Video (MV)

The storm is rolling in
And I just gotta
Make it to the dock on time
I got a can of Barbasol tucked away in my coat pocket
Like a high tech set of keys to my new life
I meet a friendly little lizard while I'm tryin' to pull
My car back onto the road
I laughingly ask it for directions
While it starts whipping around the cab like a death noodle tearing shit up
Get in the Goddamn Jeep right now
I'll take you on a little ride
Where everything you see
Will blow the dust off your mind
Sit back and relax
Cause it's all gonna be just fine
It's always how it goes when you take your baby out
For the very first time
I can't see much past the front of the hood
But from the back seat I hear children screaming
In glee at night vision goggles and a goat
Turned to terror, holding flashlights in their arms like beacons
All these fences and doors won't do much good if nature always finds a way
Please stop finding a way
Blinded by ego and blind to the danger
I'm stuck jiggling my Jell-O until this whole damn island escapes
Get in the Goddamn Jeep right now
I'll take you on a little ride
Where everything you see
Will blow the dust off your mind
Sit back and relax
Cause it's all gonna be just fine
It's always how it goes when you take your baby out
For the very first time
Half a goat hits the hood
But I got a plan
I step out in the rain with road flares in both hands
Standing scared
Arms like beacons
Arms like beacons
Arms like beacons
Arms like beacons
Arms like beacons