It's not quite the gig
That you'd thought we'd have done
You'd maybe have thought it was just for the young
But we'd been really bored, And we needed some fun
So we stepped in a phone box, And guess what we rung
Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone
Down the Rose & Grapes boys, Three lemonades
Everyone looks 'round, The friendliness fades
The barman's quite heavy, His teeth start to grind
Reach for the telephone, Dial 999
Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone
We're out on the street now, No buses, No trains
I've got no money, I've got hunger pains
I remember quite vaguely (Yeah, Over there)
A phone by the trees (That's the one)
Oh no it's out of order, Operator please
Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone