You're halfway around the world
Having the time of your life
I hope you think about me every now and then
Half way around the world
Living in paradise
I hope I live long enough to see you again
And I can tell you of all my troubles
And you'll do your best to help
We can just take a second
And count to twelve
You best believe when I see you again
We're gonna party like the one where everyone died
And you'll be stressin about it being too loud
And I'll be telling you that it's alright
And there'll be hoovers on the table
Glass bottles in the garden
You've got it all to look forward to
When you get back from halfway around the world
Halfway
At least you're only halfway
Halfway around the world
With a view that's sublime
And I'm stuck here working from home doing a nine to five
Halfway around the world
And I can still smell you from here
Maybe you should learn to take a shower more than twice a year
And give my nose a break
I'll need it when you get back
Cause I'll be so excited
I'll probably have a heart attack
You best believe when I see you again
We're gonna party like the one where everyone died
And you'll be stressin about it being too loud
And I'll be telling you that it's alright
And there'll be hoovers on the table
Glass bottles in the garden
You've got it all to look forward to
When you get back from halfway around the world
Halfway
At least you're only halfway
There'll be chainsaws, smoke alarms, drum kits and guitars
There'll be chainsaws, smoke alarms, drum kits and guitars
Chainsaws, smoke alarms, drum kits and guitars
There'll be chainsaws, smoke alarms, drum kits and guitars
So you best believe when I see you again
We're gonna party like the one where everyone died
And you'll be stressin about it being too loud
And I'll be telling you that it's alright
And there'll be hoovers on the table
Glass bottles in the garden
You've got it all to look forward to
When you get back from halfway around the world
Halfway
At least
You're only halfway around the world