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Arse Biscuits - Empty Toilet Roll Lyrics



Arse Biscuits - Empty Toilet Roll Lyrics
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Had we never met, would our lives have been the same
Who could forget the diarrhea and pain
I'd close my eyes when you wiped my dirty hole
I'd wipe my tears when you're lying in the bowl
Now that I see you
I'm so glad I had found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
There were times that I would scrunch you in a rage
No misstep when the diarrhea came
But then I folded you with such a sensual grace
That always told you, you had found your place
Now that I see you,
I'm so glad I have found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
Can't find a reason why
No matter how I try
I need to feel you, your softness in my hand
Your Aloe Vera touch
No smell was all too much
To bring back memories
Only you
Now that I see you
I'm so glad I have found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
You're my empty toilet roll
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English

Had we never met, would our lives have been the same
Who could forget the diarrhea and pain
I'd close my eyes when you wiped my dirty hole
I'd wipe my tears when you're lying in the bowl
Now that I see you
I'm so glad I had found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
There were times that I would scrunch you in a rage
No misstep when the diarrhea came
But then I folded you with such a sensual grace
That always told you, you had found your place
Now that I see you,
I'm so glad I have found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
Can't find a reason why
No matter how I try
I need to feel you, your softness in my hand
Your Aloe Vera touch
No smell was all too much
To bring back memories
Only you
Now that I see you
I'm so glad I have found you
To soothe my burning hole
And now I see that
There's nothing that surrounds you
You're my empty toilet roll
You're my empty toilet roll
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Writer: Darren Dewis
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Performed By: Arse Biscuits
Language: English
Length: 2:35
Written by: Darren Dewis

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