Arse Biscuits - Farts In The Elevator Lyrics

I'm riding in the elevator
Punching out at 5.35pm
Hangin' out for the weekend
Rockin' with some friends of mine
I'm hit with a terrible feeling
When the elevator suddenly breaks
In between the laughter and screaming
A dirty fart surrounded my space

My eyes were bulging when I've got a whiff
Not the best way to end my shift

Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed

Lukas points a finger at Donnie
Rachael laying flat on the floor
Pam is looking under the weather
Todd is banging fists on the door
I make my way into the corner
I end up on my hands and my knees
In between the horror and torture
Another deadly fart is set free

My eyes were bulging when I've got a whiff
Not the best way to end my shift

Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed

Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed

Someone farted
And it wasn't me
The smell is underneath my nose