Arse Biscuits - Poo Chute Lyrics

I try to be strong when I wake in the night
I try to hold on, but there's a pain in my side
I'm holding the poo in
I wish that it was thin
The thicker it is, the more it tears at my hole
I don't wanna fart cause I know what's to come
A massive long time breaking out of my bum
I'm losing control now
It's pushing its head out
The longer it stays there, the more in control
I feel I'm gonna burst, going out of my head
I'm gonna drop a turd, gonna bury it dead
It's right inside my arse now
Coming from my poo chute
I know I'm gonna faint, when the smell hits the air
It's keen to show its head anytime, anywhere
It's coming through my arse now
Coming from my arse now
My poo chute
It's making a splash with its blood and its slime
I've kicked off my pants and my white Calvin Klein's
I'm shaking my legs now
My pee flying all round
The smell of my turds sifting out of the bowl
I feel I'm gonna burst, going out of my head
I'm gonna drop a turd, gonna bury it dead
It's right inside my arse now
Coming from my poo chute
I know I'm gonna faint, when the smell hits the air
It's keen to show its head anytime, anywhere
It's coming through my arse now
Coming from my arse now
My poo chute