There's this joint, down the street from my factory
The boys asked if I wanted to go
My wife said I shoulda gone home early
Asked my boys, what the hell does she know
And there'll be drinking and fighting, and fighting and drinking
I'm sure that a little blood will flow
There'll be flirting and cursing and bouncing and nursing
And what all else, you may never know
There will be drinking and there will be fighting
At the end of the night we will go
Right now it seems clear just what's right and what's wrong
But in the morning, no one will ever know
In the morning, no one will ever know
I ran into this eight-foot Godzilla
So drunk that he barely could walk
I could tell right away he didn't like me
It was something 'bout the way that I talked
And there'll be drinking and fighting, and fighting and drinking
I'm sure that a little blood will flow
There'll be flirting and cursing and bouncing and nursing
And what all else, you may never know
There will be drinking and there will be fighting
At the end of the night we will go
Right now it seems clear just what's right and what's wrong
But in the morning, no one will ever know
In the morning, no one will ever know
I finally got home, to the missus
Thought the worst was over for the night
But she'd been waiting up, for me, for hours
And man, she was itching for a fight
And there'll be drinking and fighting, and fighting and drinking
I'm sure that a little blood will flow
There'll be flirting and cursing and bouncing and nursing
And what all else, you may never know
There will be drinking and there will be fighting
At the end of the night we will go
Right now it seems clear just what's right and what's wrong
But in the morning, no one will ever know
In the morning, no one will ever know