Artificial Flavors - Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder Lyrics

When I met you honey I thought I'd won the lottery
We went at it like horny bunnies for weeks on end
But then I noticed you would come while ironing shirts and chewing gum
And I could not keep up with your insatiable whims

Persistent genital arousal disorder is real
You bust a nut while reading books or having a meal
Persistent genital arousal disorder it's true
A constant squirting woman I can't keep up with you

Now we've been together for two years it's a struggle
I'm shooting blanks my little swimmer supply is tapped
You orgasm every three minutes a spasm and I'm starting to
Have a feeling that my wiener is trapped

Persistent genital arousal disorder is real
You bust a nut while reading books or having a meal
Persistent genital arousal disorder it's true
A constant sex machine I can't keep up with you

You roll your eyes in ecstasy at wakes and freeway accidents
You come when doing taxes or just paying the bills
My ball sack is so shriveled it's too sore for you to nibble
It's apparent I'll be crippled if I stay with you

Persistent genital arousal disorder
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Persistent genital arousal disorder
Persistent genital arousal disorder