Artificial the Unintelligence - Captain Bad Bitch Lyrics

Everyone run
The kaiju is attacking Sweet Mother of Mary
Whatever will we do
Wait, look
It's a bird, it's a plane
No, it's Captain Bad Bitch
Hey, shitheads, I'm here Here to save you, here to save you, oh yeah
Yet again, yet again Oh baby
The hero beloved by all
It's me, Captain Bad Bitch
I've got a cape and can fly
What can you do
Now who's ass do I gotta smoke
Smokey smoke, baby
Some pussy kaiju with an ass for a face
Smokey smoke, baby
She's Captain Bad Bitch
And I'm here to kick dick and f*ck shit
One hit, ooh
She's Captain Bad Bitch
Wham, bam, aren't I glam
My bad bitch lasers give your ass a slam
Great, cool, city safe
Looks like I'm done
Anyone still need me?
Nope, no one
My personal life, oh dear
That shit is no good, that shit is no good
Oh yeah, loneliness, loneliness
Oh baby, the woman beloved by none
It's me, Captain Bad Bitch
I've got no love life
In my mid-forties, no one wants a wife
What can I do
So loved when I fight ass
Why does my real love suck ass?
Why can't a guy look at me
The way he does when I save the city?
Why does no one out there wanna be with me?
I'm putting myself out there
Be sweet to me, baby
I'm overcome with crippling loneliness
But now is not the time
Gotta hit the switch
Duty calls for Captain Bad Bitch
She's Captain Bad Bitch
And I'm here to kick dick and f*ck shit
One hit
She's Captain Bad Bitch
Wham, bam, aren't I glam
My bad bitch lasers give your ass a slam
Great, cool, city safe
Looks like I'm done
Anyone still need me?
Nope, no one
I saved you from falling
To death that one evening
You thanked me
Tears in your eyes
And a beautiful smile
Wrapped your arms around me
It was nice
Is there a light
(Cheer up)
Is there an end to this
(Believe in yourself)
Or will I always be
Living under the shadow
Of Captain Bad Bitch
She's Captain Bad Bitch
And I'm here to kick dick and f*ck shit
One hit
She's Captain Bad Bitch
Whoosh, whiz, no point to this
Love me only when I fight
At night I'm outta your sight
Great, cool, city safe
Looks like I'm done
Anyone still need me?
Nope, no one
Being a baby again
I don't deserve these tears, no lie
Seriously
People in danger
Don't care
Why?
They couldn't care less about I
But right now, no time to cry
Not when a hero has to fly
Oh, poor me
F*ck this
Time to be Captain Bad Bitch
Now who's do I gotta smoke
Smokey smoke, baby
Some pussy kaiju with an ass for a face
Smokey smoke, baby
Smo-Sm-smokey smoke
She's Captain Bad Bitch
And I'm here to kick dick and f*ck shit
One hit
She's Captain Bad Bitch
Wham, bam, ain't I glam
My bad bitch lasers give your ass a slam
Great, cool, city safe
Looks like I'm done
Anyone still need me?
Nope, no one