[ Featuring Thomas Hellman ]
Ichi, ni, san, shi, go
Roku, shichi, hachi, kyu, ju
One and two fire on cue
Three and four settle a score
Five and six stones and bricks
Seven, eight, nine draw the line
Ten, eleven gone to Heaven
Twelve, thirteen intervene
Fourteen to twenty stop the bout
Go to your corner, time out
Un et deux
Trois et quatre
Cinq et six
Sept, huit, neuf
Dix et onze
Douze et treize
Quinze à vingt
One and two fire on cue
Three and four settle a score
Five and six stones and bricks
Seven, eight, nine draw the line
Ten, eleven gone to Heaven
Twelve, thirteen intervene
Fourteen to twenty stop the bout
Go to your corner, time out
A-b-c-d Old Man Mcgee
E-f and G says come and see
H-i-j-k my cow René
L-m-n-o-p all she does is pee
Q-r and S oh what a mess
T-u and V how gross is she?
W-x oh no, what's next?
Y and Z she farts instead
A-B-C-D
E-F-G-H
I-J-K-L
M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T
U-V-W
X-Y-Z
A-b-c-d Old Man Mcgee
E-f and G says come and see
H-i-j-k my cow René
L-m-n-o-p all she does is pee
Q-r and S oh what a mess
T-u and V how gross is she?
W-x oh no, what's next?
Y and Z she farts instead
And the old man says, "Pooweee"