Ashdotman - The Great Dave Robbery Lyrics

Hey Dave are you ready for tonight?
Yeah I got the crow bar and the black tights
Don't forget you got the Alibi right?
I was sleeping all night and you was inside
Don't forget we gonna need a ride
I'm picking up a Ford xr3i
If you get caught you ain't seen my ass
No way man I ain't no grass
Hey Dave we really need the cash
Don't f*ck this up in and out like a flash
Hey ash just relax
I'll make sure I cover the tracks
Ok grab the axe and the sacks
Wear your Nike air max
There's no turning back
I'll be in black sawn off in the back
Any one steps they're getting knee capped

Right Dave follow my lead
We're going in after 3
Hold up Ash I need to pee
For f*ck sake Dave can't you hold it in
Ash it's dripping down my leg
F*cking amateurs well go on then
Right are you ready dickhead?
If we leave this any longer we'll get nabbed by the feds
I'm ready let's go
Let's go?
3-2-1 blow
This is a stick up
All hands down and put your dicks up
Any women in the house get your tits out
We want the money in the bag
Ash what about
Dave shut your f*cking mouth
You just said my name
No I didn't
They all heard you say it
No we didn't
Dave ash
F*ckin bell end
Get the shit let's make a move
Bye assholes were on the ones and the twos
I can hear feds they're on the way
I'm taking the wheel let's get away

Dave their on our tail
I really don't wanna go jail
Fix up Dave look sharp
That's dizzee rascal
No you're a bloodclart
I just really want my mum
Shut up Dave and pull out the gun
Take that you pigs
Dave wind it in
Right take a left then a right
Pull up over there
Let's get out of sight
Grab the money out the boot
Into the underground with the loot
I think we've lost em
I told you it would work out
Oh shit here they come
I'm too fat to run
Sorry Dave I'm off in the sun
Oh shit I'm gonna get nicked
You're just going to have to take the hit
But what about me and my split
Well dave you know I'll always visit laters

Hi Dave we know what you've been up to
You robbed that bank with your friend Ash too
Man I feel like I'm gonna vomit
Just tell us what happened son?
No comment
Alright Dave if you want to play games
We have ash Nextdoor and he's given your name
That's lies
Why would I lie?
I want to cry
Just snitch on your guy
He would do the same to you
If he was in your position so give us a clue
Well what do I get if I tell you the truth?
We will let you go free
And he will eat prison stew
For real?
Yes I'm for real
Do we have a deal
Man I don't know
If he finds out he will cut my throat
No pfobkem well send you on a boat
You can live in protection he will never know
Ok then let's do this
Then admit it and give us a statement
We'll prepare your release
And your papers
Ok it was him it was all his plan
What's his name?
It's the ashdotman
Thanks Dave that's all we needed?
Can I go now?
No way we've planned for you to see him
Please no
Let's go ashdotman I've got a friend to join you
He snitched on you and now he's all yours to eat through