[Ryan:]
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,
But so sad that she hardly speaky.
Still, if you listen well,
You'll hear her secret wish.
[Sharpay:]
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
(Ryan, the fog?)
[Ryan:]
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly.
[Sharpay:]
I sing from my heart of the power of love,
Just a girl with a ukulele.
Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.
I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill.
My sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
Now this is where we lean into the whole
Kabuki thing.
Sharpay Ryan & Girls:
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,
And the ocean had a fit.
[Sharpay:]
(Ryan, where's my ocean!?)
[Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:]
Then the wind went whoosh, and the thunder
Cracked, and mighty Mount FufF spit.
[spoken: Sharpay]
(Mighty Mount FuFu spit!)
[Sharpay & Ryan:]
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky with the mighty spirit FuFu
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
[Sharpay:]
The words I do not mince
Please make the man of my fresh fish prince
This is real fish talk... No lie
[Sharpay "fish talk"]
And then the fish turns into a
Gorgogeus prince and sings:
[Sharpay in male voice]
I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Amakahiki malahini-who
[Normal voice]
With me!
Humumunukunukua'pua'a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
[Sharpay:]
EVERYBODY!
[All:]
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukua'pua'a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki puuu puuu puuu!