[ Featuring Liam O'Brien, Sam Riegel, Laura Bailey, Travis Willingham, Matthew Mercer, Marisha Ray, Taliesin Jaffe ]
Percy gets a workshop to make gadgets and gizmos
Grog, here's your fighting pit
And Keyleth gets a greenhouse to tend to her veggies,
And maybe grow me some spice (Uhh)
This is the key I found you sticky-fingered hoarder!
We could argue about who found what or we could celebrate killin' our third dragon!
(Chateau) Don't cha want it
(Chateau) I know ya need it
(Chateau) Kick back and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt!
(Chateau) A bangin' night club
(Chateau) We got a hot tub
(Chateau) Come and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt!
But will there ever be a chance to enjoy it with her?
Hey weenie, you comin'?
Ooooo!
(Chateau) All you can drink
(Chateau) Plus a whole lot of kink
(Chateau) A room for you and you and you and you and you and you!
Chateau Shorthalt!
(Chateau) Is there wine? Of course!
(Chateau) Look, me on a horse!
(Chateau) Come on and join me at the Chateau Shorthalt!
(Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau, Chateau)
What happens at the Chateau stays at the Chateau...Shorthalt!"
