Ashton Dusk - Dear Me, Buy Bitcoin Lyrics

If I could write a letter to my younger self
I wouldn't waste time with advice on health
No "Eat your veggies" or "Stay in school"
Forget "Don't fight" and "Play it cool"
Nah I'd get straight to the point no time to preach-
"Listen kid this is how you get rich!"
"First off buy Bitcoin-stack it high and tight
That nerd money's gonna take off like a kite!
And while you're at it grab Amazon stock
'Cause Bezos is 'bout to run the whole block"
Dear me buy Bitcoin and don't be slow
Throw every last penny in crypto bro!
Skip the heartbreaks skip the tears-
You'll be sittin' on millions in just a few years
Forget the lessons forget the regret
Just follow the money kid and don't you forget!
Dear me buy Bitcoin Tesla and gold
And one day son you'll be rollin' in dough!
I'd skip the sappy stuff like "Follow your dreams"
Or "Learn to love what life really means"
Nope just hedge funds and real estate tips-
"Bet big on Apple then take long trips!"
I'd tell myself "Don't play it too safe
Sell Dogecoin early-trust me it's fake!"
"Get in on Uber before it's a thing
And buy that farmland-Beyoncé might sing
Facebook's worth it even though it seems odd
And sell Blockbuster-man that thing's a fraud!"
Dear me buy Bitcoin and don't be slow
Throw every last penny in crypto bro!
Skip the heartbreaks skip the tears-
You'll be sittin' on millions in just a few years
Forget the lessons forget the regret
Just follow the money kid and don't you forget!
Dear me buy Bitcoin Tesla and gold
And one day son you'll be rollin' in dough!
"Go easy on spending and quit that bar tab
Put it in stocks instead of that cab
Skip those fancy jeans and designer kicks-
Buy a house early the rent game's a trick!"
Oh the wisdom of wealth I'd give younger me
With dollar signs dancing where lessons would be
Dear me buy Bitcoin and don't be slow
Throw every last penny in crypto bro!
Don't fall for fads just invest and wait
And one day soon you'll live pretty great!
Forget the heartbreaks forget the regret
Just follow the money kid and don't you forget!
Dear me buy Bitcoin Tesla and gold
And one day son you'll be rollin' in dough!
Yeah life lessons are fine but wealth's the best plan-
Signed Future You the Bitcoin Man