Welcome to my house, I can feel your nervous tension
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll fit right in
Welcome to my house, we buy milk but got no fridge
And we live in a false sense of reside
We've got madness on the table and we're able to make you feel stable
We like to shout at the walls for comfort and talk to whomever talks back
Welcome to my house, don't worry we're all crazy here (crazy here)
Welcome to my house, don't worry we're all crazy here (crazy here)
And if you have a shred of normality, please place it on the counter and leave quietly
'Cos we're in a position to ask you an inquisition,
'Cos we don't think that you've earnt your status yet
I like to sunbathe on a cloudy day
Drive my convertible straight through the rain
Start relationships before past wounds have healed
Play hopscotch on abandoned minefields
We don't push the letter, it don't get much better
It's crazy everything we say and do
Welcome to my house, don't worry we're all crazy here (crazy here)
Welcome to my house, don't worry we're all crazy here (crazy here)
And if you have a shred of normality, please place it on the counter and leave quietly
'Cos we're in a position to ask you an inquisition
'Cos we don't think that you've earnt your status yet
And if you have a shred of normality, please place it on the counter and leave quietly
'Cos we're in a position to ask you an inquisition
'Cos we don't think that you've earnt your status yet