Astridisiac - Merry Xmas To Everyone But U, Bitch! Lyrics

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Lights are shining we're feeling so merry
We're happy not to see you-whore
Home Alone 2 is playing on the telly
But you ain't welcome through our door

Ate so much lunch got a full belly
Presents wrapped with bows and strings
Everyone's singing Mariah Carey
But all you think is hateful things

Fa la to the la
Bah hum to the bug
This year really all I want
Is you not to be so smug

Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch
I've got no festive love for those that switch
Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice
In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice

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Snowflakes falling softly glisten
A call from you I hit ignore
To more Christmas songs we listen
Please don't come around here anymore

Fa la to the la
Bah hum to the bug
This year really all I want
Is you not to be so smug

Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch
I've got no festive love for those that switch
Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice
In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice

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Tinsel sparkling bright and clear
Spreading laughter and holiday cheer
Mistletoes and kisses too
But not a single one for you

Merry Christmas to everyone but you-bitch
I've got no festive love for those that switch
Santa's got a list and on it you're not nice
In the cold outside I'll freeze you out like ice

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