I stole the words right from his mouth
He swung so hard it laid me out
Caught up on my way down
And gave her the runaround
I said "no more"
But she's heard that twice before
I think she's keeping score
While I'm here feeling sorry for myself
She's laughing
And she's asking
What Tommy's waiting for
I've had it
I can't crack it
What that double backflip's for
He keeps a couple tight up his sleeve
You never know when she'll need an MVP
Wish he looked like me