ElToro's Epic Tale Video (MV)

"Uuuhhh a city zoning, planning meeting
Like where they're like 'Ok we're gonna build this shit
Does anyone in the city disagree? Ok no one's here whatever"

"Heh"
"And so I had to go fill the meter and I was three seats..."
"You had to - you're trying to plan the things for the city..."
"No no no no no..."
"And have to fill the meter"
"No no I'm sitting on watching people plan the city, I'm just sitting there. That's my job I sit there"
"For your car or are you feeding the meter for somebody else's car?"
"Fer the guy that I came with, the lawyer"
"But either way he has to pay f*ckin' meter fees?"
"Yes"
"The f*ck do you wanna be a councilman if you still have to pay meter fees?"
"He's not a council- he's a lawyer, he makes councilmen look stupid"
"Oh"
"And so I, I'm three seats in and I need to get out, and I'm like..."

"So do I go ass or crotch? Ya know like..."
"Yeah yeah I"
"Do you wanna stick your ass in your boss's face or do you wanna stick your crotch?
And I was like well, maybe crotch would be like the right way to go
And so I like, I'm sliding down and I don't know if it was like
It was a combination of like my shoes which were like pointy and slick bottoms
Or like, I didn't distribute my weight properly, or like I didn't have anything to hold on to..."

"Or all three, but I, so I fell into this dude's
Like I was fallin' into his lap, and I just put my hand down and just"
"BOOM!"
"Thumb"
"And so immediately I was like UP! And then I was back down again..."

"Heh heh"
"And everybody is just lookin at me like..."
"Did you punch your boss in the dick?"
"I did not. I punched the floor, instead of his dick"

"Um... was it worth it? Probably not
He probably would have remembered me more had I punched him in the dick"