Audionasties - Undercover Mother pt. 2 Lyrics

Welcome home Jimmy Boy, I hope you had fun at school
I hope you was a good young man and played by all their rules
Well
Always tread lightly, boy
Because you're nobody's fool
So tell me what you see
Is it your mother or me?

I'm your undercover mother
And I'm dressed in black rubber
I'm the nutter in a latex mask
I've got an open mind
If you want another mother
All you really have to do is ask
So
Come one, come all
The circus is in town
And the tickets are selling fast
The tickets are selling fast

Welcome home Jimmy boy, I hope your second day was better
The post came earlier and your school had sent a letter
Well
The teacher doesn't like you much so I went down and met her
And she sat down with me
And was met with hostility

Because I'm your undercover mother
And I'm dressed in black rubber
I'm the nutter in a latex mask
I've got an open mind
If you want another mother
All you really have to do is ask
So
Come one, come all
Because the circus is in town
And the tickets are selling fast
The tickets are selling fast
The tickets are selling fast
Well