Well i was driving down i95 the other night
somebody nearly cut me right off the road
i decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
so i wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this:
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an a - s - s - h - o - l - e
and don'tcha try to blame it o me
you deserve all the credit
you're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
you're an asshole tonight
i've got a feeling
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life
I was talking to your mother
just the other night
i told her i thought you were an asshole
she said "yes, i think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life
and somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
August Campbell - Asshole Song Lyrics
August Campbell - Asshole Song Lyrics
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Well i was driving down i95 the other night
somebody nearly cut me right off the road
i decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
so i wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this:
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an a - s - s - h - o - l - e
and don'tcha try to blame it o me
you deserve all the credit
you're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
you're an asshole tonight
i've got a feeling
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life
I was talking to your mother
just the other night
i told her i thought you were an asshole
she said "yes, i think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life
and somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
somebody nearly cut me right off the road
i decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
so i wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this:
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an a - s - s - h - o - l - e
and don'tcha try to blame it o me
you deserve all the credit
you're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
you're an asshole tonight
i've got a feeling
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life
I was talking to your mother
just the other night
i told her i thought you were an asshole
she said "yes, i think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life
and somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight