Cady, don't be sorry
Now you know Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we're gonna make her pay
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
And they are fun to be around
Whoa, whoa, whoa
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
Now that's a party
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
Whoa, whoa
It's a revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what it's like
I'll bring the glow sticks
I'll bring the loons, and we'll have chocolate ice cream cones
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'll be the DJ spinning the tunes on a turntable made of a ball
We'll get a pinata 'cause that would be fun
And play dress up and Barbies and tag
And we'll roll on the grass and stare up at the sun
And we'll stuff her remains in a bag
And throw 'em in the river
A revenge party
A party that ends
With entrails all over the lawn
A revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone
Yes, bitch
I end up with Aaron when she's gone
Yes, bitch
What's Regina doing?
What's Regina wearing?
Is she back with Aaron?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
A revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge is what we're throwing
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
At every party, there might be a low
Where the energy dips
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You might be thinking, it's late, we should go
And they ran out of chips
No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
We'll get our party now
One candy cane, please
A revenge party
A party that ends
With lions in a Roman arena
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Ho-ho-ho, candy cane-gram for Shane Oman
She has everything
And one for Cady Heron
She gets everything
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco?
Glen Coco, Glenn Cocoo, Glen Coco
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
Who sent that?
Oh, it's from
Regina, Regina, Regina
Thanks for being a such a great best friend
It's a revenge party
A party that ends with somebody's head on a spike
A revenge party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
With revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like