Santa's sleigh broke down real hard Toss of rains grabbed his guitar
Chimney chugging house to house Shredding riffs like a rock mouse
Elf man kicking, playing loud No more toys, he's rocking crowds
Christmas lights like stage so bright Santa shredding all the night
Santa's got a six string solo Reindeer dancing, horns all blow
Jingle bells and power chords Rock and rolling with the hordes
Stocking stuffed with guitar picks Candy canes and drumstick tricks
Rudolph got his groove on now Head banging till the morning pow
Santa's got a six string solo Reindeer dancing, horns all blow
Jingle bells and power chords Rock and rolling with the hordes
Sleigh new tunes, it's a thrash parade Crumbling ice and no soulless trade
Santa's Yuletide rock crusade Rip the North Pole every shade
Sleigh new tunes, it's a thrash parade Crumbling ice and no soulless trade
Santa's Yuletide rock crusade Rip the North Pole every shade