Avem - Bird Perv Lyrics

I like to talk on many things
My knowledge is diverse
Birds are a topic to enjoy
On this I will converse
Just get me started, I know them all
Most species I will tell
Their habits, songs, and colours too
These facts I can expel
Some folks are shocked with what I say
When I talk of my bird friend
They think I'm just an old pervert
My topic is to offend
Some folks are shocked with what I say
When I talk of my bird friend
They think I'm just an old pervert
My topic is to offend
But what is wrong with names like these
Say Hooters, Tits, and Boobies
Or even Peckers, Cocks, and Shags
These names seem gross to newbies
These are real names I know by fact
Not names that are perverse
Just do your research and you'll see
They're bird names, nothing worse
Don't be thinking I'm a perve
Obsessed with Tits and Cocks
They're common names of some bird friends
I hope that noone mocks
Some folks are shocked with what I say
When I talk of my bird friend
They think I'm just an old pervert
My topic is to offend
Don't be thinking I'm a perve
Obsessed with Tits and Cocks
They're common names of some bird friends
I hope that noone mocks
Some folks are shocked with what I say
When I talk of my bird friend
They think I'm just an old pervert
My topic is to offend