I'll write you off like a check
Book? No I'm the writer with a bomb ass hook
It's AW and I'm handing out your pay stub
My brain tells me I'm smooth just like a day rub
I present to you thee
It's me
Making all the auto tuners pee
Because they can't rap for jack
Sitting around all day scratching on their nut sac
Oh snap I'm like a Michelin chef
Cooking up these bars till your brain go deaf
You hearing music from the stadium
Nah that's just the sound of the cranium
Boom boom bap
Bibbity bibbity boom
The brains going fast
Just like the flash on zoom
I said boom boom bap
Bibbity bibbity bam
The cranium is magnificent
Just like Thanksgiving ham
Ah jeez I'm ready to explode
The gears in my head keep turning like a railroad
Tracks on top of tracks
My nicest shirt hangs on a rack
Next to a safe that holds a key to my mind
Inception in the head trying to steal the rhymes
But it's the rhythm that puts my brain back in check
Jwilly on the beat and AW on the mic deck
Ready set go the flow is like a river
Through the frontal cortex you'll get a massive brain shiver
A feeling that is so so surreal
Idiot savant slipping on an orange peel
Like come on man, I thought you had a brainium
Mmm thirty two tooth picks mmm
Not me it's the cranium
Here we go
Rapping all day make you leave up in a stretcher
Strapped with lyrics you can call me sketcher
The cranium is fueling the man
The man takes you farther than Japan
And high, high up in the sky
Higher than a bird who thinks their fly
Even longer than a figure that's historic
I give scientists the right to implore it
Just remember I'm a strapped straight shooter
The only bird I get down with is the hooter
Wings taste really good
Taste even better in the suburbian hood
But now it's time
The cranes coming down
Brains feeling frosty from the cool bass sound
It's the beginning of a listening spree
The cranium has been set free
Boom boom bap
Bibbity bibbity boom
The brains going fast
Just like the flash on zoom
I said boom boom bap
Bibbity bibbity bam
The cranium is magnificent
Just like Thanksgiving ham