Beans On Toast - F*ck The Smoking Ban Lyrics

Well f*ck the smokeing ban
i say
lets smoke another
ive been smokeing half my life thats why my voice is f*cked up
still i dont regret it though
ill roll another fag
im sure that how i treat myself's got nothing to do with them

and a pint without a cigarette
is like bread withiout butter
but butter gives you heart attacks so you might aswell no bother
i wont smoke in the library or even on the bus
but for f*cks sake
please
let me have one in the pub

well the land lord knows its coming,
its just a case of days
the next time you spark one up they'll nick you straight away
and the only way out is quitting
so that's what you'll have to do
but someone else is forcing their opinions on you

and a shag without a cigarette is like barbie with out ken
if the sex is really good i like to smoke a marlboro red
i wont smoke in the libray or even on the bus
but for f*ck sake,
please
let me have one in the pub
so now the pubs just smell of sweat and stale old beer
without the smoke this place has lost is atmosphere
the government
have had their wicked way
again
we just have to wonder
what they will ban next