Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces Lyrics

september '75 i was 47 inches high,
my mom said by christmas i would have..
a badass mother g-i joe, for your little minds to blow,
i still got beat up after class..

yeah..

now i'm big and important..
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you.
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv..
look who's tellin' who what to do.
kiss my ass..
goodbye..

don't give me that bullshit,
you know who i am.
i'm your nightmare little man.
vic you stole my lunch money, made me cry.
jane remember second grade ?
said you couldn't stand my face..
rather than kiss me
you said you'd "rather die.."

i'm big and important..
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you.
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv.
look who's tellin' who what to do.
kiss my ass..
goodbye..

you'll be sorry one day..
yes, you will. yes, you will.
you shouldn't push me around..
cause i will, yes, i will..
you will be sorry when i'm big..
yes, you will, yes, you will.
you'll be sorry.

now i'm big and important..
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you.
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv.
now.. look who's tellin' who what to do..
kiss my ass..

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now.

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now..

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now..

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass goodbye now..

sep. '75 i was 47 inches hiiiiiiigh
sep. '75
sep '75..

AHHHHHH..