Big Mac and the Gravy Train - The Worlds Worst Book Report Lyrics

George Bush was born 1914
where he was the son
of a prominant drag queen!
bush had a tough time going through puberty
didn't get pubic hair till he was 33
SEX! DRUGS! AND ROCK N ROLL!
ARE THE SOURSE OF MY CONSTIPATION
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Bush was pilot in World War Two!
bustin' his ass to save the jews!
then when he got home
he and Barb got it on!
then he chilled with Eintstien
and made the atomic bomb
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Bush was then the governer of texas
he lived on a ranch and had lots of bitches
he then was the head of CIA
where he really made those
COMMIE BASTARDS PAY! OI!
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Regan lost a bet and George became vice president
then he dropped some acid and jumped off of the monument!
He once ate sushi just as fast as he can
then puked chucks on the emporer of japan!
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he now is retired and his son took his job!
and he spends all his days smoking Crack in a saab
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