Bizarre - I'm So Cool Lyrics

[Intro: Bizarre]
Aight here we go, yeah
This track is dedicated, to my grandfather, Sweet Red
We love you.. can't nobody walk like you tonight

[Chorus: Bizarre]
I'm so coooool – look at the way, look at the way I walk
I'm so coooool – my gangsta lean, look at the way I talk
I'm so coooool – look at the way, look at the way I walk
I'm so coooool – my gangsta lean, look at the way I talk

[Bizarre: singing]
Girl, you don't have to have no sex (no sex)
Just bend your body, and work yo' neck
See I'm so coooool.. I ain't tryin to break no sweat (phew)
Just give you some sex, that you won't forget (ahh!)
So just chill.. and just roll the weed up [cough cough]
It's the way I walk, my legs ain't messed up
See I'm so coooool.. coolest nigga that you know (that you KNOW!)
Cause Jerry Hollywood is 'bout to go (YEAH!)

[Chorus]

[Bizarre: singing]
I'm the big guy with the shower cap on TV (yeah)
And all the hoes, they all love to see me
Cause I'm so coooool – my sexy stomach, they love all my tats
In a hotel room, hittin it from the back (who yo' daddy!)
Cause I'm so coooool – all the hoes let me nut, on they clothes-es
And when I fart, MOTHERF*CKERS SMELL LIKE ROSES!

CAUSE I'M SO COOL! Ahh, cool, motherf*cker I'm cool
Aiyyo Chav, show these motherf*ckers how cool I am! YEAH!!

[Chorus]

[Interlude: Bizarre]
Just be cool man
You havin problems with your label, be cool
You havin problems in yo' marriage, be cool
Cause I'm cool, can't nothin f*ck up my spirit, WHOO!
I'm just gon' keep poppin these pills
And livin in "Alice in Wonderland," with the butterflies
Ha ha, I wanna give a shout out to
All them old folks, in the old folks home
Smokin that weed when the nurse leave

[Chorus]

[Outro: Bizarre]
Yeah, what's cooler than bein cool?
Aiyyo Proof, why don't you do that Young Legend walk? (hahaha)
Walk like Young Legend Proof.. ahh I see you, hahahaha
I see you, ha ha ha, aiyyo Obie! Ha ha
Ay walk like you be walkin when you walkin in the airport
Do that airport walk.. ah-hahaha, yeah, heh
Boy you a damn fool [fades out]