Bizarre - Public Service Announcement (Skit) Lyrics

[Public Service announcer:]
This is another Public Service Announcment brought to you, in part by that fat shower-cap wearing, nipple-rubbing, son-of-a bitch.[ptff...]
Hey Bizarre!
[Bizarre:]
Yea...go ahead punk!
Finish talkin'!
[Public Service announcer:]
The lyrics you're about to hear are totally f*cked! They're geared towards the future lives of gay and lesbians of the world. So that being said, grab a blunt, take a big hit, sit back and enjoy the ride at handi cap circus.