Bo Burnham - What's Funny Lyrics

......Gnome Chomsky wearing a strap on,
Who's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,
Like thanksgiving day or Gnome Chomsky wearing a strap on,
So put your cell phones to vibrate,
And put your vibrators to cellphone mode,
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
Welcome to my flow it blows a little bit like this,
With a rap a dist and a,
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap an a kiss,
Like hershey's wrapping a kishiit.?
I got a show that'll test ya kid,
Then ask one question and the question is,
Whats funny?, whats funny? whats funny? whats funny?.

Humour is often linked to shared experience,
Like a guy gets up an says,
"have you noticed in public restrooms have really (in-efficient?) hand dryers,
Oh my god, yes I have, HAH HAH HAH,
Really good point, they should fix that,
Its good to know that somebody finally gets me,
because my wife divorced me cos she constantly force me,
to lose all sense of self.
So its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore,
Stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
If your an asian comic just get up and say,
"My mothers got the weirdest f*cking accent"


then just do, a chinese accent, an everyone laughs at the chinese accent,
and they privately thought that your people were laughable,
But now they get the chance to express that in public,

Yeah and the audience says, the audience says,
When I was a baby, baby I laughed at people jiggling keys,
Now I'm older I'm over it,
I just get mad cos i notice that the keys are to a hummer,
F*ck my life I don't f*ck my wife,
so f*ck my wife and f*ck my life,
and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,
Daughters a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,
But the marriage made her miss merry americana,
I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna,
But the radical feminists made my wife a man,
If i die happy the situation will be auto erotic-exficsitiation,
I hate my life and it hates me back, and my friend is black,
But I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...
"What-up Jemaul", Even though his name is steve,
Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids i hate my wife,
Jews would know I do it, Judas beat me to it,
I'm slowly slipping into a sole-cystic coma,
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to f*ck me....
Whats Funny?