Brad Paisley Lyrics
Karate Lyrics
(feat. Charlie Daniels)
She doesnt dare go in the place with those bruises on her face
So she goes through the drive-thru and keeps her sunglasses on
She didnt know when she married that man
Shed get to know him like the back of his hand
But now shes had enough, and the battle lines are drawn
Hes in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesnt know shes been taking karate
The way she figures it about July
Shell finally have the belt to match her eye
Shes on a mission as the months pass
Five days a week and never misses a class
And now shes up to breakin boards and concrete blocks
Hes in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate
He doesnt know shes been taking karate
Now here it is just about July
Shes gonna get that belt to match her eye
He stumbled through the door tonight
And started treatin her rough
Well, she took one look at him and her training kicked in
And shed finally had enough
He threw a punch, she spun around
Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
Grabbed a cuttin board on his way down and she kicked it in half
His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair
Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air
Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge
She landed a left, a right and then a left
She landed a roundhouse right in his chest and a scissor punch upside his head
Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall
And on his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out
Hes on the floor like he went a round with Rocky
He didnt know shed been taking karate
A hundred bucks says tomorrow night
Shes got a brand new belt thats gonna match his eye
He doesnt dare go in the place with those bruises on his face
So he goes through the drive-thru with his sunglasses on