Bundies - We Are The Old Lyrics

We are the old
We've got arthritus
Our gums are weak
From gingavitus
We are the old
We've got arthritus
We are the one who wear bifocals
And have bersitus
There are people younger
But we need another call
We really need the money
Our accountants took it all
We sing to you
Those who have money
Once we was cool
But now we just dress funey
We need your help
So please, please dig deep
Don't call after ten
Cuz we'll be asleep
We have medicare
And anti-gas pills
But without your help
We can't pay our aloemoney bills
We are the old
We all have arthritus
Once we were boss
Now golf excites us
So write a cheque (a really big one)
For our December
There's one more verse
But we can't remember
Taken from "Married with Children"