Backyard Wrestling - Weekend Warrior Lyrics

I lock eyes with my manager Dave
And he walks up to me to say
Can you stay just a little late?
I know you've got a lot on your plate
(That would be great)

And so I contemplate
How much more of this I've got to take
But for now I'm plotting my escape
And when I make it to the end of the day

I'm a weekend warrior
I'm a Saturday night sensation
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

I'm a weekend warrior
A weekend warrior
A weekend warrior
A weekend warrior

I cross paths with a customer who
Seems like she's got something to prove
When she starts to act a little rude
I bite my tongue and I try to behave
I want to speak to your manager

But if you only knew
The kind of things that I would do
If I didn't have to lie to you
And smile for my minimum wage

I'm a weekend warrior
I'm a Saturday night sensation
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

I'm a weekend warrior
A weekend warrior
A weekend warrior
A weekend warrior

I'm a weekend warrior
I'm a Saturday night sensation
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
I'm a weekend warrior

I'm a weekend warrior
Counting down to my next vacation
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
I'm a weekend warrior
A weekend warrior

I can't believe that Corporate changed the copier paper
The old copier paper that we had was fine
This new copier paper it's thin
And it doesn't go through the printer right
Anytime you try to print something
It just won't go through right
You try to collate and it just gets all messed up
You can see through it
You know I like the old paper to be honest
I don't know why they had to change it
Why'd they have to cheap out on the paper?