BALDER - I'm Going Bald Over Here Lyrics

Siberian lightsaber butter loving otters
Disco fashion rump butts are usually hotter
Freezing poetic echoing zebra meaning
Why are my Levi jean zippers always peeing

Hit the chipmunk with oriental love
OJ did it with a 2nd set of gloves
Temperamental toddlers strung out on sugar mace
Haphazard dwarfs eat forbidden apple taste

Female unorganized locks of flowing hair
Rapunzel was really bald from a bad scare

I'm going bald over here said the steer who was queer
Toupees, wigs or plugs should I get oh my dear?
Porcupine dreams of running close away
Rubik's cube lube in a tube is here to stay

Hidden children in the invisible man's singing group
Ex lax Metamucil prune juice to make a hearty poop
Crazy crawling caterpillars holding BS16s
Dancing on the ceiling was never a good thing

Poundcake make-up caked on athletic only fans
Green brownies puking micro plastic bands
Sliced powdered toast cannot ever fly
They can't eat bacon, oh why oh why oh why?

Female unorganized locks of flowing hair
Rapunzel was really bald from a bad scare

I'm going bald over here said the steer who was queer
Toupees, wigs or plugs should I get oh my dear?
Porcupine dreams of running close away
Rubik's cube lube in a tube is here to stay

I'm going bald over here said the steer who was queer
Toupees, wigs or plugs should I get oh my dear?
Porcupine dreams of running close away
Rubik's cube lube in a tube is here to stay