Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
And he's a rocket scientist, too
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
And he's a fancy with them ladies
And he fancies them ladies
Laid ladies
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
He spent all of the time with his dad
(Oh, come down for dinner, Jimmy!)
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
He sleeps on the couch and he sighs
Fancies them ladies
Laid ladies
And he fancies to get
Ladies
Laid, ladies
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest ass on earth
And he pushes his eyeballs so hard
(I can see the stars, Daddy!)
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
And he sleeps on the couch at his daddy's place
And dreams about the ways that he's going to be killed
Until the phone, it screams so
It screams so loud
He's afraid of the night
All these creatures, they bite
He's afraid of the light
All alone there at night
He's afraid of the night
Ladies
Laid, ladies
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
And he's a dream of a scientist, too
Jimmy Corrigan, the smartest kid on earth
And he's a (?) with them ladies
He fancies to get laid
Ladies
Laid, ladies
And he's afraid of the night
Night
Yeah, he's afraid of the night
Night, night
La da da da da da da da day
Yeah yeah yo
Poor old Jimmy wants to live alone