The Bancrofts - She Loves Me (Live from the Bedroom) Lyrics

Sometimes people ask me, mate
Sometimes they say
Man, how'd you get such a beautiful girl
How do you do that
And I say
Alright, mate
Look, it's not too hard
I can tell you how I met my beautiful girl
Yes I can
Okay, so it was a year ago on Tuesday
At the Department of Economic Affairs And Citizenship
Focus group AGM when she first caught my eye
She was wearing a purple blazer
And a tangerine sun tan she got in a bottle and oh boy
What a lady
Nobody could cook up a pie chart better than my Janine
And I knew that the cocktail reception would be my only chance to make a move
So I sideswiped the Member for Lismore just to go and find her
And she was drinking some ice, cold lemonade
And you know what she said
So you know what she said to me
She said

She loves my waistcoat
She loves my shiny shoes
And I loved her bracelets
I loved her miniskirts too
She loved my wristwatch
And my long-term superfund
And I loved her tax invoice
And I think that she's the one
I think that she's the one

Oh, I knew it for sure
So, the next night I took her to dinner
At this fancy place overlooking the Bank of China
We spilled all kinds of secrets, let me tell you
And as we walked back to my car along Baranga-whatever it's called
With the beautiful monolith to progress from
Jamie Packer to light the way, I suddenly did something impulsive
Something I never do on a first date
Yeah, that's right, I asked for her LinkedIn
Her profile picture was a few years old but just from that night
I knew

I loved her credit card
She loves my penthouse suite
She loves my Audi
I think she's the one for me
She loves my Royal Doulton
And my stance on climate change
And she loves my Persian rug
And I love she's not my age
I love that she's not my age

Oh yes
We've had some good times together
We've been out to the footy
Been to see my favourite band, Midnight Oil,
And I even took her out to high tea for her birthday because I'm fancy like that
We see each other a lot now
And spend a lot of happy weekends together.
Every Sunday we read the Australian together
After we get back from Church
And we can't get enough of Sky News on our nights off.
We're a very intellectual couple
Sometimes I think she wonders if it'll all come crashing down
That the economy won't stand the strain of America and China and pandemics and refugees
But then I tell her
This is greatest country in world and we're rich.
What could possibly go wrong
Come on mate, I mean
After all

She loves my yacht
She loves my golden rings
And I love her perfume
And when she don't say a thing
She loves my designer suits
And thinks my cuddles are warm
I love her private education
I love her school uniform (school uniform)
And I can't wait for her graduation