The Barren Marys - I Wanna Be Unhealthy, Baby Lyrics

I wanna be unhealthy baby, I wanna be dumb fat and lazy
Don't try and understand me, I wanna be unhealthy baby
I wanna be unhealthy baby, your diets drive me crazy
Don't care if you leave me because I wanna be unhealthy baby, yeah
I wanna be unhealthy baby, chain smoking doesn't phase me
Not when I'm coughing up a lung
I wanna be unhealthy baby, them hipster vapes are crazy
Inhaling real smoke is so much more f*cking fun
I don't wanna exercise, I wanna be unhealthy
You wont get me eating right, I wanna be unhealthy
I'm not gonna live my life that way, I wanna be unhealthy, baby
I wanna be unhealthy baby, binge drinking doesn't phase me
Not when I'm puking up my guts
I wanna be unhealthy baby, just feed me beer and whiskey
Cause staying clean and sober isn't much f*cking fun
I don't wanna go to sleep or watch the things I eat
Give me artificial modified genetically
I don't wanna waste my time worrying about my waist
We've got beer get outta here, I'm gonna stuff my face