1, 2, 3, 4!
Woo!
Oh oh oh oh!
Let me tell ya
Let me tell ya bout uh
What I know!
It, was, the
Weedwacker Goddess (Weedwacker Goddess)
Yeah, it was the Weedwacker Goddess
Let's pray to the lord!
Hope we get a harvest that will last
The mighty winter!
Don'tchya know!
Cause the wind is a blowing, on my
Little cabin deep in the woods, and
Gotta take care of my family
God, what would they do, if they left me!?
Oh! Let me tell ya!
It was the Weedwacker Goddess
Weedwacker Goddess
It was the Weedwacker Goddess
Coming for you! (Weed)
I feel crazed!
I may be caught!
She had the leaves curled around her waist
In the pale moonlight
Saw her standing there, and I knew that she wouldn't ever give me a fright, oh no
Her bountiful breasts
Giving me the rainwater that I needed
That's what I needed
Oh! He-ho!
My weedwacker's, going a hundred percent!
Got a full battery!
And it's all thanks to
My Weedwacker Goddess