Ah, well, I bought a case of slop just to mop my tears
I don't want no holiday cheer
No chimney thumps
No flying deer
A shot of stout and a dead end year
I want beer
I want beer
I want beer
I want beer
Ah well, ah well, I got a lump of rocks underneath my tree
Chucked my dice on a nowhere dream
Ain't nothing for you, that ain't nothing for me
I want beer
I want beer
I want beer
I want beer
A-well-a-well-a-well-a, ho, ho, ho and all that junk
There ain't no halo hangin' 'round this dump
I meant to be a saint
I ended up a drunk