Cruisin' around on my 10-speed
Helpin' out those lovely ladies in need
Better watch out and what you do
Better watch yourself-I'm a boy in blue
The criminals try, but to no avail
I'm gonna put their asses in jail
Clean up the streets with no exception
A bell and baton are my only protection
I'm a bicycle cop
I'm a bicycle cop
Cuz you know I never stop
I'm a bicycle cop
White punks on dope out in the streets
Going out for something to eat
Those stoners are in for a big surprise
I'm gonna hit 'em right between the eyes
I'm a bicycle cop
I'm a bicycle cop
And you know I never stop
I'm a bicycle cop
All units responding!
We're gonna have to take out this crook with some rock 'n' roll!
I'm a bicycle cop
I'm a bicycle cop
And you know I never stop
I'm a bicycle cop
I'm a protector out in the streets
And I always use protection in the sheets, baby